Bad Slam Poetry is hilarious.

"Woman..baby...dynamic potential. Womb torn, womb from Mother Earth, Earth mother brother, and I...and I....aye aye, eye to eye, the barometric pressshhhhaaahh, forever from the cosmos to the street, to the rhythm of the beat of my heart, Hart to Hart, all things must...start????" (brush my dreads to the side, blow out a red candle, drop the mike to the floor..the lights go down.)

I just wrote that in 40 seconds. Now I'm a Slam Poet. I hope to be on some sort of Jam or other def event in the near future.