Andre is the beer of champagnes.

Originally uploaded by eppyad.

Made from the finest grape-like berries and sugar byproducts. Choose between the distinguished twist cap or the elegant plastic "cork." Served luke-cold in either a Big Red Cup (tm) or drunk straight from the bottle, Andre consistently delivers the warm, diabetes-inducing experience long treasured by homeless people and refined fraternity members.

Goes great with an olive tampenade and Vicodin.