Coffee creamers rely heavily on hyperbole.

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Are you prepared? You'd better be...you've been warned.

Personally, I've heeded "International Delight's" cautionary advice. I listened when I was told to, "Prepare [myself] for the creamiest, dreamiest, most tantalizing experience in the known universe."

Damn, that sounds intense.
The cautionary tale continued.

"Never has a non-dairy, artificial creamer brought so much sophistication, so much romance, so much passion to a seemingly normal day. When you think you're ready for this much luxury, we'll see you at the breakfast table."

A challenge. A challenge from "International Delights." I'm ready to step up to the creaminess...to tackle the dreaminess.

Are you?