Don't miss Friday's big homecoming game between Devry and Bryman.
This is gonna be one of those games that they'll talk about for years to come. Devry enters this year's contest with one of the strongest squads they've ever assembled, while Bryman presents solid matchups at nearly every key position.
Make no mistake, there is no love lost between these two bastions of sort-of-higher education.
Devry, of course, will be looking to its leader Marcus Sandoval,32, Class of '04-'06, to take charge in the contest. Sandoval is a true warrior, with a cannon arm on the field and a midly positive attitude of it, where he is on the third leg of his DeVry University Advantage Fast-Track Degree Program in Office Management. Sandoval had this to say in regards to tonight's big game:
"I came to Devry because I knew it offered learning that applies directly to the workplace. It has:
1) instructors with real-world experience
2) a focus on work-related applications and
3) ongoing career advising and career search support.
I knew this was the place that would allow me to fully matriculate, while still maintain why my life outside of class. What I didn't realize was how hard-core their pigskin program was. We're gonna mop the floor with those Bryman bitches. I promised my kids as much."
On the other side of the field, Bryman enters the contest without the marquee names of Devry, but with possibly a more well-rounded, team oriented attack. Just ask Athletic Director/Dental Administration Instructor Darryl Cifuentes.
"At Bryman College, you will gain the career training and critical skills needed to start a rewarding career.
You are assured of a valuable education that responds to the needs of industry. Bryman College continually evaluates and updates educational programs in such fields as Medical Assisting and Computerized Office Applications.
Also, we run the nicest blitz package and Cover Two Prevent defense on either side of the Mississippi. We will shut your offense down at any of our 30 conveniently located campuses across the country."
The halftime show will feature a brief question and answer session and a meet-&-greet with faculty.
Make no mistake, there is no love lost between these two bastions of sort-of-higher education.
Devry, of course, will be looking to its leader Marcus Sandoval,32, Class of '04-'06, to take charge in the contest. Sandoval is a true warrior, with a cannon arm on the field and a midly positive attitude of it, where he is on the third leg of his DeVry University Advantage Fast-Track Degree Program in Office Management. Sandoval had this to say in regards to tonight's big game:
"I came to Devry because I knew it offered learning that applies directly to the workplace. It has:
1) instructors with real-world experience
2) a focus on work-related applications and
3) ongoing career advising and career search support.
I knew this was the place that would allow me to fully matriculate, while still maintain why my life outside of class. What I didn't realize was how hard-core their pigskin program was. We're gonna mop the floor with those Bryman bitches. I promised my kids as much."
On the other side of the field, Bryman enters the contest without the marquee names of Devry, but with possibly a more well-rounded, team oriented attack. Just ask Athletic Director/Dental Administration Instructor Darryl Cifuentes.
"At Bryman College, you will gain the career training and critical skills needed to start a rewarding career.
You are assured of a valuable education that responds to the needs of industry. Bryman College continually evaluates and updates educational programs in such fields as Medical Assisting and Computerized Office Applications.
Also, we run the nicest blitz package and Cover Two Prevent defense on either side of the Mississippi. We will shut your offense down at any of our 30 conveniently located campuses across the country."
The halftime show will feature a brief question and answer session and a meet-&-greet with faculty.
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