"Why They Hate Us" - reason #94: Emeril Live
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How can anyone get that excited about paprika?
And do you know what cooking shows have been lacking for years? Live bands. Live bands led by a guy named "Doc." Live bands that play 10 second adult-jazz, Cinemax-style intros right after the commercial break and right before the quiche comes out of the oven.
"Ba duh ba buh da buh da da DAA....(and.... windchimes)."
Then Emeril does a dance and tells a fresh joke. Ideally one based around a nice food pun.
"Folks, today we're gonna be cooking up some nice grilled corn...I hope you're all ears!!!"
The band plays a quick hit. Every member of the audience simultaneously has the strongest orgasm of their life from laughing so hard.
Bam!
posted by Eppo at 3:00 PM
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