What does Spike Lee call a joint?

If Spike is burnin' one down with his friends, and he is providing the buds and the papers and doing all of the rolling, would he and all his friends be smoking Spike Lee joints?

And if this were to take place while "Do the Right Thing" or "Bamboozled" was playing in the background, would everybody be smoking Spike Lee joints while watching Spike Lee joints?

And if Spike were to bady injure an elbow while all of this was going on and his friends had to call 911, would the 911 operator have to report that a Spike Lee joint was hurt while smoking a Spike Lee joint and watching a Spike Lee joint?

And for the record, "She Hate Me" had a weak narrative thread.